A day in the life...
8:45 am : Turn off the scotty doesn't know alarm..why is the phone so friggin far away from my bed??
8:55 : zzzzz...."scotty doesn't know, that fiona and me.....scotty doesn't know, scotty doesn't know"..........zzzz......
1:32 pm : Rolled out of bed. Go to caf for pizza (whole wheat or white..the hardest desicion of my day, EVERY DAY...what can I say, I go to YU, give me some slack.)
2:44: Really dont remember so well, but I think it had something to do with either ESPN.com, CNNSI.com, or NBA.com, just to venture an educated assumption. Trust me on this one.
3:12ish : Roomate Jake returns from his all-important interview with a financial firm; sadly, the first and only thing he had to say was,"caf food at Stern on 34th tasted just a crappy as ours does"--- good to know Jake, good to know.
4:12 : 3 minutes to make a desicion on whether to go to Forensic Economic class or not..(just say that over one more time in your head, "Forensic Economics"...think I really wanna go?)
4:15 : (jason is away at 4:15 pm)
5:34 : (jason has returned at 5:34 pm) Needless to say, I went to class. Let me tell you something - terrible desicion. Couldn't follow one thing the foreign-born professor had to say, and all I was actually thinking about was the Rocket's starting lineups from 1992 thru 2005, and I have the ripped out notebook paper as proof. And btw, don't you hate when all those stupid little peices of paper from the edge of your notebook get stuck on the rest of the pages and you put the scraps in ur pocket quickly, only to find them 2 weeks later when your outside the community's Eruv on Shabbos? Five-Star and Mead are for sure joining OJ and Dan Miceli in the lowest level of hell.
9:04 : I got caught up doing like 4 things in the past little while...it was so exciting having things to do, totally out of the normal routine of a Jason day. I had dinner with a friend in the caf here (I still don't beleive Jake, I must say..its impossible) followed by going to the meat market..errr sorry I meant sefarim sale...and then I, get ready for this one ladies and 'gents, went to the library. No, the apocolypse hasn't come. I just had to print out something (now is your cue for the collective sigh...ahh..feel better?)
10:32 : Just got off the phone with the girlfriend. Everything is just fine, thank the good lord. Next.
11:56 : .....scotty doesnt know, scotty doesnt know......Please, please, please, I beg of someone in the comments section to stick something new in my size 6 7/8 head. (I must mention btw that having a head that size is SO much kewler than having a size 7 isn't it..gotta love the 0.125 inch subtraction of skin, props to G-d.) To conclude today, since in 4 minutes it will officially be the starting point of tommorow's blog (a really stupid word, can't we rename these things something like "Space For Losers Who Have Too Much Time On Their Hands"?) I would like to say its been a really weird day, and I can't wait for the next one. And the Rockets won, by a lot. See, I knew something was a bit off. Gnite.

28 Comments:
go to bed!
good one jake. yaaa right.
if you want something new stuck in your hear, go next door. boulevard of broken dreams has been on repeat for the past 48 hours.
niiiiiiiiiiice J this is them ost random thing evern and i dont understand it but it is always interesting to read your daily process GO CARDS
stein
next door....jake is coming..and hes sober..better watch out. :-)
Its a little scary how when I read what you wrote I can actually hear you saying all of this.
too bad football season is over so we don't get comments about the Titans
Perhaps you should take up your time by helping me learn latin! or buy yourself a fun instument or something and teach it to yourself....or you could always go to a park and watch people!
david stein, i don't know you but cards suck. go astros! jason-did you do all the different starting line ups from 92-05 or just opening day, or just ones you could think of? rockets win 8th in a row, hottest team in basketball. ya baby.
too bad jason has a girlfriend. although he's little, he's a hot tamali. you know what they say. good things come in small packages. dear.
lipsky....the park idea..thats for sure a winner. no one should ever knock the watching ppl at the park, its very underrated. and btw, saw the wedding video again..u r gorgeous, keep it up.
albert..only the lineups i could remember. anonymous, be careful about the 'packages' comment. u never know..
Good Lord...Jason, you actually made your own "Tick Tock".
Ha, J
Remember when we never woke up last year. Or the year before that too. man, we need to start wakin up. i dunno, the bed is so warm. I'll wake up tommorow.
hakeem olajuwon is a terrorist
maybe, but we love mcgrady now, and we have no clue what religion he is..so thats a plus.
I'm sending this link to C&J. Show them how their hard earned money is being spent!! GO BELTRAN!
except for the part about the seforim sale...you wasted a lot of time yesterday
booooooom shakalaka!!!!
hey jason, you like dubya, right? check out this link: http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic606.htm
jason is the coolest guy ever. I like reading about your day, it makes me feel super productive heheheh
hey j ... whatsup ?? your the best.. alright thats all i gota say... luv ya .. rach
aight... so this is the deal peeps (J!)... i'll give u the the credit.... dem rockets r flyin' into outer space... but i'm still backin' my homies..... hey... i do acknowledge that J is king of sports, but that doesn't mean that his teams are the kings of sports!
loved the tai-chi mix up, very classic.
lipsky--- i beleive u posted ur comment in the wrong blog...but thanku much for ur readership.
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J-
Like anyone wants to read about this.
Rockets are the hottest team in basket ball and beltran sux
jason rocks my not so exciting world
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